straightforward guidance and be able to focus on other things, like each other, which isn't rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. >>> ah, yes, it's time for the ridiculist. today, we have yet another modern day fable that proves there's perhaps no deeper relationship than one forged between a man and his sandwich. in a subway in florida, a customer ordered a cheese steak and ran into a problem when it came to the condiments. thus came the battle between customer and subway specialist. >> i told him american cheese, catchup, cheese, and onions. >> i never put catchup on anybody's sandwich. >> a conundrum, no? they should have taken a deep breath, asked themselves rng what would jared do? instead, he said he didn't want the cheese steak without ketchup. and that's when things went all $5 foot-wrong. >> that's when i fell off the handle. >> he shoved a chair to the side, like knocked it down to come at me. i said, this is going to be serio serious. >> i said, let's fight like men. >> proving that the customer is always right, even if said customer wants ketchup on his ch